Thursday, January 31, 2013

Thank You For Your Patience

Well, I have to admit, it has been a tough week for me. Ever feel like nothing is going right, and that nothing will ever go right again? Yea, that is how I felt this week. Just felt like things were crumbling all around me. Nothing seemed to go my way, no matter what I did. I needed the few days to recollect my thoughts and to put things in motion. Something happened Tuesday that has prompted this and also inspired my next article. I'll explain in detail when I put the article up on Monday, maybe even Sunday night.

Also, I'm going to be in classes for the next two weeks. I'm probably going to be studying a lot so I can pass the real estate license test. But that will not stop me from putting articles up. I may just post them the night before instead of the morning of. So just be aware.

Don't worry readers, Fuzzy is not leaving you. I'll still be here. And I'll be dishing out the Big F.U. as much as ever! Along with some F.U.'s I'm going to be doing articles on issues that plague our daily lives, expressing my opinions and asking you for yours (and encouraging respectful debate). And I am going to continue to explore an expansion of this blog. Why? Cause I want to entertain all of you!

By the way, anyone want to be a guest writer, please contact me at thebigfublog@gmail.com.

Until then, keep safe and keep giving assholes the middle finger!



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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

What's Up With Fuzzy?

Don't worry people, I am here. All is well. As I stated yesterday I have some issues I unfortunately need to clear up. Nothing serious. I'm not in trouble or anything. These daily F.U. have not landed Fuzzy in any trouble... yet. :)

I have a few articles I want to write, some situations I want to report on. I'm hoping to get started again next week, maybe Monday. This week has not been a good one for me. Not at all. And as promised, I will explain everything once I'm back to this blog full time.

Once I have everything cleared up on my end, I'm going to do a piece on how America is failing Americans. Hopefully it will be an epic piece. No one will be exempt from my wrath. No one. Not even.....

Until then, enjoy your days. Hope you are all doing well.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

My Apologies, Please Don't Go

Sorry I didn't get an article out today. Have a lot of personal issues I need to resolve. Once things are clear a new article will come out. I appreciate your patience. Hopefully things are worked out in a few days. Then I will let you all in on the situation. Fuzzy has nothing to hide, unlike Bob Iger, CEO of The Walt Disney Company who apparently has a lot to hide. I promise you all the full story when I get back. Until then, love you all!!!

You, my readers, get a huge THUMBS UP, Fonzi Style!

Monday, January 28, 2013

Begging is So Unbecoming of You

Happy Monday Fuzzheads. Hope everyone had great weekend. Mine was very cold here in the Garden State. Had a little snow, only a dusting so it wasn't all that bad. Got a light covering this morning as well. Nothing bad. I'm just waiting for that damn 26 inch storm to barrel down on us before the winter is over.

How many of my readers have Twitter accounts? And how many of you notice, all too often, people begging for a celebrity to follow them? This past weekend I felt every tweet I received (mostly retweets) were ones begging a celebrity to follow them. People, really. Do you think begging a celebrity to follow you will really get you noticed? Highly highly doubtful. Feel fortunate enough if they respond to your tweet. Just please, stop begging. And to those retweeting it, stop. You are just as annoying. Thankfully we can unfollow those who spam the Twitter feed.

Which brings me to this. I had my Twitter account suspended for about five minutes on Friday. Apparently Twitter thought my account had either been hacked or had spam software attached to it. I guess my tweets to people suggesting they read Friday's blog topic was too much. I did send out a lot of tweets in a short period of time. And yea, I didn't change the wording, so I can see where Twitter thought I was spamming. But, got the issue resolved and Fuzzy is back on Twitter. Had me a good laugh though.

Well, this is going to be a short one today. I have a lot of personal situations that need attending to today. But I didn't want to leave you without something to read. I need to go take care of a few things all week actually. I'm hoping to give you all some good articles to entertain you though. I hate to disappoint any of you. One disappointment is too much. I aim to please.

I'll end with some news. I have been thinking of expanding the blog into other media forums. I have a few ideas in mind, just need to research it all in my spare time. You will be notified once a decision is made. Hopefully it is something I can pull off and make completely entertaining for you. A few very close friends have an idea of where I am thinking of taking things, and they like the plans. But, it has to really be worth my while, and yours as well. So keep reading the column for updates. I will keep all of you posted.

Oh, wait, I forgot. Fuzz Nation, join me in giving Twitter beggers a Big F.U. today. I think they need to listen to me, don't you? So damn annoying.


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Friday, January 25, 2013

My Faith In Humanity is Restored, For a Little While At Least

We live in a very negative world. Watch the news on any given night and all you hear about is murder, rape, robbery, poor economic numbers, who hates who, who fights with who, and who wants to start wars. The lead stories on the nightly news, or headlines in the newspaper usually exploit someone's misery. And if something positive is reported, you get a little blurb, barely noticeable.

My faith in humanity has been restored, even just a little bit. The last two weeks I have dished out Thumbs Up to two celebrities who I am a huge fan of. Today, I dish out a Thumbs Up to three high school students who truly deserve it. The story is touching.

This is the time of the school year where teenagers start wondering about prom. They begin to look at dresses, tuxes, asking each other to be prom dates. They start planning their one night of complete freedom, spending the weekend somewhere with friends, and engaging the hi-jinx teenagers engage in on prom night. The popular students start to vie for the title of Prom King and Queen while the not so popular students are left out in the cold, some wondering if they will even get a date for the prom, some not planning on going because they don't want to spend the night with people who bully the hell out of them.

Homecoming normally does not happen until around November. However, in one high school in Tennessee, voting for next year's Homecoming King and Queen already took place. And what happened should bring a tear to the eye of any caring human.

Three male students at Community High School were nominated for Homecoming King. The winner was announced at a basketball game. But what came next is very inspiring.

The three male students Jesse Cooper, Drew Gibbs, and Zeke Grissom had decided to turn over the title of Homecoming King to a fellow student who suffers from Williams Syndrome, junior Scotty Maloney. Williams Syndrome is a neurological disorder which inhibits the ability to learn and speak. Jesse Cooper won the popular vote, but because of the prearranged agreement, Jesse did not accept the honor. Instead, the principal of the school announced what the boys had decided to do, and called Scotty out to the court.

The students in attendance erupted in applause and cheered for Scotty. They gave him a standing ovation while he received his "King" medal, according to local news station WKRN.

One of Scotty's teachers, Liz Hestle Gassaway, spoke to ABCNews.Com and told them, "When they called [Scotty's] name, his eyes got really big and I don't know that he registered exactly what was happening. He knew something was. It was very, very emotional."  

Jesse Cooper told WKRN (an ABC News Nashville affiliate) "I've been blessed with so many things, I just wanted Scotty to experience something great in his high school days."

In today's age of bullying, a story such as this is truly inspiring. Stories like this should be front and center. Stories like this should be spread around through each and every school. Maybe we can begin to change the attitude and the climate in schools where bullying occurs on a daily basis. Maybe, just maybe, we can make a difference in this world. All we need to do is show each other some more compassion. Put aside our differences and respect each other for who we are, not what we want the other person to be. Stop the bullying. Stop the hate. Stop the divide. It is time we come together as a people and unite for a stronger country, and a peaceful world.

Jesse Cooper, Drew Gibbs, and Zeke Grissom, you fine gentlemen receive today's Big T.U., Chuck Norris style.


And Scotty Maloney, you get a Thumbs Up as well, Chuck Norris style, cause you sir are a bad ass! Congratulations my man. Wear that medal proud!


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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Facebook Whiners, Complainers And Biograpgy Writers, And The Fuzz Turns to You

Okay, I have to admit, I cannot stand many of the status updates I see on Facebook on a daily basis. We know it is cold out. We know when it is raining. We know when it is snowing. Stop giving us updates on Facebook people. Please. Just. Stop. It is annoying.

I also hate people who use Facebook to bitch about their jobs. First of all, not smart. Your boss can easily find you on Facebook and read your comments. And companies have won in court when fired employees tried suing. Companies have all the rights. You, the employees, have none. So do not put yourself into a situation where you will be fired for idiotic comments about your job. Oh and another thing: AT LEAST YOU HAVE A GOD DAMNED JOB!!!!! Talk to the 23 million Americans out there who do not have a job to go to, have no income, and cannot pay their bills, rent, food, or any thing else that is essential for living. Stop the bitching. You are a frigging idiot. I hope you get fired. And I hate you.

Seriously people, why do you complain about your job? It is a damn job. You haven't been laid off. You have an income. So you are sitting in an office that is a little chilly. Boo hoo hoo, my heart bleeds for you. Oh, your payroll tax went up a bit? See these tears? Oh, you don't? That is because I am not frigging crying for you. I'd gladly allow my payroll tax to increase a bit if it means I have a steady income. Oh, and by the way, learn why the payroll tax went up. Don't just blame certain people all willy nilly. You sound like a moron. Then again, chances are, you are a frigging moron.

Do I need to know that you are stuck in traffic on your way home from work? Or that you are on vacation? Or cooking dinner? Getting ready for bed? Or taking a shit of epic proportions? No. I don't. So STOP IT. I don't need to know every aspect of your damned life. You aren't important. Honestly, I don't want to know any of this garbage from people who are important. I surely don't want to know it from you.

Maybe it is just me. I don't know. Yes, I have a Facebook account. But I use it to help promote this blog (and apparently I've been failing LOL). I just ask, please, stop the Facebook insanity.

So, Facebook whiners, complainers, and Biography Writers, here is a Big F.U. to you!


And now, I'd like to take this moment to ask you, the Big F.U. readers, what would you like to read and see on this blog? I do this blog to vent about people who annoy me. But I also do it for you, to entertain you. Maybe to help you get things off your chest as well. Feel free to contact me on Facebook, Twitter, by email, or leave comments here. I would love to hear from you regarding what you would love to read here. You can email me at: thebigfublog@gmail.com.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Haters Gonna Hate, and Today I Hate!

What's worse, a phony or a hater? I'd say a phony. Why? Because at least you know a hater is keeping true to him or her self. A phony, well, is nothing but a fraud. If a friend is acting like a phony, you must question his or her friendship with you. And if a person is liking a performer they used to hate, well, you need to figure out why. Maybe they are trying to fit in or impress someone. You know what is funny? Calling the phony out and watching them squirm. Oh the joy I receive when I do that. Then you get called a hater. But hey, at least I didn't compromise my own integrity!

And really people, is it such a big deal that Beyonce lip synced the National Anthem at the Inauguration Monday? Seriously, THAT is what you are going to complain about? Whitney Houston was aided by a pre-recorded version of the Star Spangled Banner during her much beloved Super Bowl performance. Maybe Kelly Clarkson should have lip synced her song as well. She may have sounded better.

I'm no Beyonce fan or mark but seriously, get over it. She lip synced. Must be the end of the world.

Which brings me to someone else who LIP SYNCS but people seem to love her still. I don't get it. She sucks more that Justin Bieber. And we all know how much he sucks. If he sold his soul to the Devil for fame and fortune, then this "performer" had to find a power more evil that Satan himself to give her fame and fortune.

I'm talking about another talentless hack, Nicki Minaj. When I hear one of her songs, I want to stick ice picks in my ears. I'd risk losing my hearing if it meant I never have to hear the noise that comes out of her mouth ever again. How people can listen to her is beyond me. Maybe IQ tests need to be handed out before buying music. If you like certain "performers" you are banned from ever purchasing a CD or downloading music from iTunes or where ever you get your music from today.

Nicki Minaj on American Idol is a joke. She sucks. Plain and simple. She sucks. There I said it. NICKI MINAJ SUCKS! Fingernails scratching a chalk board is more appealing. And this is now a judge on American Idol? Really? Have they gotten that desperate on that show? Nicki Minaj judging singing talent is like NJ Governor Chris Christie teaching a class about healthy eating and nutrition. Please let this be the death knell for Idol. If there is a God in that vast Universe of ours, please, do us a favor, end the misery of Idol once and for all.

Oh, and seriously, Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey have a feud. Really? Really? Really? What are they feuding over, who is the biggest piece of trash walking? Mariah wins that one so far. But if they are trying to figure out who is less talented, well, it is a tie. Neither one are very talented. Actually, neither once is talented at all.

So, people, join me in giving Nicki Minaj today's Big F.U. Yes, Nicki, you suck. Now go home and stop polluting the air waves with your garbage.


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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Fuzz Dishes About the Inauguration

I want to make this known from the start, this is not a political post. Today I am writing about the Inauguration ceremony held yesterday for President Barack Obama. This has nothing to do with political leanings, policy, or beliefs. So, please, let's keep the back and forth nonsense right there. There will be plenty of time for us to have those discussions and debates, as long as they remain civil. I know how testy those conversations can get.

Yesterday, January 21, 2013, marked the celebration of the swearing in or President Obama and Vice President Biden to their second term in office. And the event was a gala, something that should make other countries want to be like us. I was in awe watching the peaceful transition of our government. Most countries never get this kind of opportunity. We should feel thankful we live in a country where we elect our leaders and transfer power in a peaceful way.

Another amazing sight was Joe Biden being sworn in by the first Hispanic female justice on the Supreme Court, Justice Sonia Sotomayor. And Obama can deliver a wonderful speech. If you are a Progressive, his speech was wonderful.

We didn't get to watch the leaders and their guests eat lunch, thankfully. Who would want to see that? But we did get to see the presentation of the gifts. John Boehner presented the flags. Eric Cantor presented the President and Vice President with vases. Nancy Pelosi presented the guests with a "goody bag" of items. Chuck Shumer toasted Joe Biden. Biden then toasted Shumer. And Henry Reid toasted President Obama, who in turn toasted and thanked every member of our government for their service. I can honestly say Boehner sounded like a moron. Canter is a horrible speaker. Pelosi came off as a dimwit. And Reid, well, he nearly put me to sleep.

After the salute to the troops, the President and his family, along with the Vice President and his family, took a long motorcade drive to the White House, where they took in and viewed the Presidential Parade. Mr. and Mrs. Obama got out of their car and walked a good portion of the route, waving to fellow Americans who were there to celebrate a momentous day. The only downer about the parade, in my opinion, were the "floats." They looked like card board cut outs. However, the marching bands were excellent. Kudos have to be given to the high school and college bands who performed. I'm sure they were extremely nervous having to perform in front of the President.

The Presidential Balls were held at night. Of course, they aren't televised. The only portions televised, at least by MSNBC and CNN (Fox News was probably closing down for maintenance since their viewers want to act like yesterday never happened LOL), were Joe Biden's speech and the President and First Lady dancing after their introductions at the two official balls. Jennifer Hudson serenaded the First Couple both times.

Once again, no matter what side of the political isle you consider yourself to be a part of, the transition of power in our country cannot be topped. While citizens of other countries have no say in their leaders, we get to elect ours. Power shifts in other countries are bloody, violent, and deadly. Ours is peaceful and celebrated. We prove, every four years, on January 20, just how lucky we are to be Americans and live in the country we live in. I can say I am proud to be an American.

Let me finish with this: yesterday would not be possible if it weren't for the men and women in uniform, putting their lives on the line to defend our freedom. They risk life and limb for this country. Let's show them the respect they deserve, not just in times of war, but in times of peace as well. Let us not chastise the job they are sent out to do, or brand them as villains on their return home from active duty. Let us make sure they are cared for and taken care of since so many come home and are never the same, whether physically or mentally. Let us never forget that, if it weren't for them, we wouldn't be the free society we are today. Readers, join me in thanking the troops for their sacrifice.





Monday, January 21, 2013

Even the Ignorant Have A Voice... Sadly

Let me start off today's entry with a Happy Birthday to Martin Luther King, even though his birthday was really last week. Also, today is the inauguration of President Barack Obama, even though yesterday was the official inauguration. Wow, Monday is just one big celebration!

And today, we are reminded of the political divide in this, the United States of America. We are reminded of political agendas, and how devastating these agendas are to the "little" people of this great country of ours. And we are reminded that, just because you are a CEO doesn't mean you are a bright person. Proof of that is at your finger tips. Just Google some of the CEO's comments regarding the current President, and you'll see these people aren't as smart as they want you to think they are.

Several CEO's come to mind when talking about stupidity. But, I'm focusing on one today. The others may have an article here in the future, if they continue to open their mouths and continue to sound like complete jack asses. Today's subject has opened his mouth once too many times, and that is why he is today's focus.

His name? John Mackey, co-founder and CEO of Whole Foods. Whole Foods is a chain of supermarkets specializing in heath foods, whether the food be natural or organic. And, as people who have shopped there say, are very expensive. They haven't been given the nickname Whole Paycheck Food for nothing.

Back to John Mackey. I'll start off by saying, I give him credit for starting his own business. I know it isn't easy to get off the ground, nor is it easy to sustain the business. I've researched what it takes to open your own business. And, even though I have an idea for a business in my town, and a business plan written, getting the business off the ground really is the hardest part.

John Mackey has been in the news recently regarding comments he has passed regarding the health care President Obama has passed, as well as saying climate change (just another term for global warming) is not a bad thing. Let me tackle the first comment.

John, haven't you seen the backlash dished out by American consumers against some Appleby's and Denny's chains of restaurants after those franchise owners spoke out and said something stupid regarding President Obama? Do you realize that people see through the idiocy of these people? John, what makes you think people won't do the same to Whole Foods?

First of all, Whole Foods makes money hand over fist. DO you really want us to believe that the company is going to go under if you have to provide health care to your employees? Let's face it, Whole Foods will still be here, standing strong, making millions upon millions of dollars. If providing health care to employees was such a bad thing, no company would ever offer it. But fact is, EVERY company offers health care. And some even offer it to part time employees, such as Starbucks. Are you afraid you may not make your personal millions? Wonder why people look at the rich as greedy bastards John Mackey?

And as for climate change. How is it not a bad thing? Polar caps melting will flood the oceans. The flooding oceans will creep up, over taking our shores, putting land once inhabited by people under water. Flooding will destroy homes and communities. Will lead to death. Maybe you don't have anything to worry about, in your mansion up on the hill. But think about your employees, who probably live in areas where flooding will erase their lifestyle.

Hotter weather will kill off food supplies for a large portion of the world. Hunger will take over and millions and millions will perish. But, that is okay with you, right John? I guess so. In your eyes, the death of the poor and middle class only means more wealth for you, is that right John? Because when you open your mouth. You may just kill off a lot of your business.

Look, I'm not going to make this post political. And I hope any comments that may be posted aren't political in nature. Your personal feelings about the current President, or Congress, or feelings toward political parties are not the subject of today's F.U. So, please, let's keep those feelings out, until I post a F.U. to a politician. Believe me, one will be coming, I guarantee.

So, readers, if you are with me, let's give a Big F.U. to John Mackey, co-founder and CEO of Whole Foods. John, go F yourself!


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Friday, January 18, 2013

The Fuzz Issues Another T.U.

Today is Friday which means, The Fuzz dishes out a T. U. instead of a F.U. Yes, even Fuzzy needs a break from dishing out the middle finger to deserving candidates.

I had a hard time deciding on today's winner. When I pick someone, I want to try to pick a person who some of you (maybe most) have not heard of. Or maybe you have heard of him/her/them but not really familiar with their work. Then again, you may be familiar with their work and just don't like them. My hope is to maybe turn you on to someone who I feel is talented, or a good person deserving of recognition. That means, the winner may not always be a celebrity, but would have probably been in the news one time or another.

So, I was trying to think who could receive the T.U. today, and so many names were running through my head. I focused on one, then another, then another. I just couldn't decide. Then, it struck me. This person needs to receive a thumbs up.

Does this person really need an introduction? Doubtful. You are all familiar with his work, I'm sure. But how much do you know about how this man's career started?

After college, he was hired at Hannah-Barbera where we worked on Dexter's Laboratory, Cow and Chicken, I Am Weasel, and Johnny Bravo. He wrote and animated shows such as Cartoon Cartoons on Cartoon Network. He also did some work for Walt Disney Television Animation where we wrote for Jungle Cubs and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Nickelodeon also aired Zoomates, a short he had written for another studio.

Politically, he defines himself as a Democrat. He has donated money to the political campaigns of Democratic congressmen and women, and he is a supporter of current U.S. President, Barack Obama. This man supports legalizing cannabis as well as gay marriage.

Still don't know who this man is? Well, the following will give it away, and that's okay. The works below is what he is truly known for anyway.

Family Guy, do I need to say more? How about American Dad? The Cleveland Show? What about the hit movie Ted? Yea, I think you all guessed it now.

Today's winner of the second Thumbs Up Award is.... SETH MACFARLANE!!!! In my opinion, the man is a genius. Not only does he write the Family Guy episodes, but he also provides voice talent for several of the characters. Same for American Dad. And who can forget Ted. If you haven't seen that movie, I suggest you rent it. Funny as hell. And if you are not familiar with Family Guy, American Dad, or The Cleveland Show, check out Netflix streaming service. The shows are available there.

Well, I hit that time. What time you ask? TIme to shout out from the mountain tops, Seth MacFarlane, you are the winner of today's T.U. Award. The Fuzz, I mean Fonz, approves!


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Thursday, January 17, 2013

My Tests Came Back: I'm Positive

Before I post today's article, I want to let readers know that a friend of the Big F.U., Leah, has changed the web address of her blog. The new address is: http://justanotherariesopinion.wordpress.com/ Make sure to save this new address to your favorites, or bookmark, which ever you prefer. Just read it! Now, on to the article.

Fuzzheads, I am in one of those moods today, where EVERYONE pisses me off. I have no room in my life for stupid people, and there are plenty. I also have no room in my life for douche bags, ingrates, selfish bastards, ego maniacs, people who think they know it all and yet they know nothing (Tonya, sound like someone we know? LOL), and intolerant assholes. Those people can just back the fuzz away from me and never try to enter my life. You are not wanted, so scram. It's fun removing these low lives from your own life. Very refreshing.

I let you in on a little personal story yesterday regarding an ex-girlfriend. That story was 100% true. I wouldn't lie to my readers. See, I want my readers to be informed. I bet if a poll was taken today, Big F.U. readers would be more informed than Faux News viewers. I believe in honest reporting, not touting a losing and tired party line. Wait, this isn't about that comedy network, this is about something personal about me. That's right.

Well, readers, I have been busy lately. Busy writing. And I don't mean just the blog. I'm talking about other projects. Projects near and dear to my heart. Projects I have always wanted to try to accomplish, just never did. I have plenty of time on my hands, and figured if I put my mind to it, I'd be able to finally start accomplishing some of these goals.

See, Fuzzy has been out of work for over a year. I'll be out of work two years this summer. No matter how many jobs I apply to, no one seems to want to bring me in for an interview. I can admit to you, my loyal readers, the job search is very disheartening. Job after job. Application after application. And the result, always the same: Thank you for your interest. After further consideration, even though your resume and credentials are impressive, we are going with other candidates that best fit our needs for the position. Thank you and good luck. Okay, I got two words for ya, SUCK IT!

Today's F.U. does not go to these HR people who only look at a piece of paper, or an email, to determine if a job applicant is a good fit or not. Nope. They are only doing their job. As frustrating as it is, I understand. All I can do is keep plugging away. People say something will turn up for you. I've been saying that since June of 2011. Nothing has turned up yet. Sometimes I feel nothing will. But this isn't what I want to talk about today. One day I may tackle these little sayings, these positive quotes of the day, but not today.

There are people out there who love to make others miserable. They love to bring people down. They get a kick out of telling you that you cannot do something, that you will only fail. These people love to be negative all the time. The Fuzz has no time for negativity in my life either.

I ask, what purpose does it serve to tell someone they can never accomplish something? Does it make you feel good? Do you just hate to see someone succeed? Maybe you are afraid that someone's life will be better than yours? You are just pathetic. Misery loves company right? Well, I prefer to be alone.

No one can ever stop me from doing what I want to do, or accomplishing something I have my heart set on. No one but me that is. I've had people tell me doing certain things are a waste of my time, effort, money, and energy. You know what I say back to them? FUZZ YOU!

Last year, I started a different kind of blog. The idea came from a fan forum I had joined, where we had a little fun with movies. The goal was to watch 365 different movies during the year, with special weekly and monthly challenges. So, I decided to document my participation in a blog. Yea, I know, there are 1000's of other blogs out there which do the same. I read a few of them, following one or two. I had a friend tell me I was wasting my time, no one would read. After that comment, I became even more determined to do that blog. And I did.

Turns out, that person was right. No one read it. Not even my friends, those people who are supposed to be supportive of you. Not one view in two months. So, I gave up. I really wasn't having fun doing it anyway. Not like this blog. I'm loving this one. And I think it shows in my writing, just how much I love this subject matter.

I'm rambling now, so this is where I will wrap things up. I want to say to you, my readers, never let anyone tell you that you could not accomplish something. Put your heart and mind into it. You can do it. Life is too short to worry about failure. Do it. Go for it. Try. If you fail, keep trying. If you fall off your bike, you don't just put it away, do you? Nope. You get back on and try. Life is the same as riding a bike. You need to keep trying every time you get knocked down. Put your mind to it, you CAN do it!

So, Fuzzy Nation (yes, I still hate that), join me in giving the Negative Nellies, the Debbie Downers, the people who want to kick sand in your face, the ones who never think positive today's Big. F.U.


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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Fuzz News: Fair and Balanced Reporting, Unlike Some Others

Women, your day has arrived. Today, a male takes your side in the battle of the sexes. See, The Fuzz (not the cops, relax all you criminals) is fair and balanced, unlike Fox News. BTW, I like that nickname, The Fuzz. Maybe I can call all of you Fuzzheads? Fuzz-a-holics? Members of Fuzzy Nation?

Okay, so, men, women aren't the only ones to blame when it comes time for love failing. Oh no. We are just as guilty. Maybe more so. How, you ask? Dudes, seriously. No man in their right mind can EVER ask how we, the male species, are totally innocent when it comes time for courting, dating, and relationships. Hell, we are partially to blame (society holds the largest amount of blame on this one) for females feeling ugly or unsatisfied with their looks.

I am a man, last time I checked. And it is true, I have no idea what women go through. However, I do have female friends, and believe it or not, females actually do talk about relationship stuff with their male friends. At least mine do. So, while not an expert, I think I have enough knowledge to formulate some kind of idea of what men put you through.

Women, how many times have you met a guy, seems nice, and he turns out to be an asshole? Yea, I know, yesterday I ranted about how women love that. But, read it again. I said SOME women love it. All women have dated an asshole in their lives, just like all men have once been with a witch of a woman. But, not ALL women love asshole guys. Anyway, you think this guy is the one. He showers you with compliments, he buys you gifts, he cooks you dinner. He makes everything about you. Then, all he looks for is sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. The dates to restaurants turn into take out from Chinese fast food just so he doesn't have to wait 10 extra minutes for the booty. The gifts stop coming. The phone calls decrease. And you are left wondering what you did wrong.

Or, how about you meet a guy in a bar (first mistake LOL). You think he is hot stuff. So, you leave with him that night. He makes you think you are the world. And you sleep with him. During the night he leaves. And you never hear from him again.

Maybe you are dating a guy, things get serious. You are in love with each other and get married. Along come Little Jimmy. "You are such a cute family," everyone says. Then, the phone calls from work: "Honey, yea I have a business meeting. I will be home late." Or maybe "Yea the company is sending me on a business trip. Probably two or three day conference." Ever wonder what is really going on?

Men, a lot of us are dogs. That is true. A lot of us are nice guys though. But, I'm not here to discuss the nice guys. I am after the dogs who give us all a bad name. The actions of the asshole guy has an affect on how a woman thinks, acts, and basically, trusts. Is it any wonder that some women we meet are fragile in the mind? Or have low self esteem? Or are so afraid you are going to be an asshole like the other 10 jerks she dated, that she doesn't even give you a chance and pushes you away? Yea, it happens. Happens every day. And who is to blame? Not the women. No, it is the men.

See, men look at outer beauty (though plenty of women do the same thing, strictly judging by the outside attractiveness, damn the inner beauty). Men look at women, such as Britney Spears, and say 'I want that!" Yea, well, wake up call: YOU AREN'T GETTING BRITNEY SPEARS. A lot of men look at the body build of a female and make a judgement on that alone. Is it wrong? I think so. But, it happens to be a fact of life. Before I am scolded, yes, I know, the first thing you notice about someone is their looks. Well, looks also are a tell tale sign of who is an asshole and who isn't. Guys who try to look like the douchebags from Jersey Shore, yea, they are DOGS. Guys who try to dress nice and not overly impress, well, they just might be the keeper.

So, what are women to do? Women get wrapped up in their looks, afraid they aren't pretty enough, afraid their body isn't built like Britney or Jennifer Lawrence. Women start thinking they need to become that image men create in their fantasy. Women try to become the thing that they really aren't. And it is all because of men making females feel inadequate.

I have a friend, and this time we shall call her Stacey. She is a prime example of what I am describing. She has given up on relationships. And why? Cause of her guy. She started dating this guy several years ago. Was extremely happy. Well, he wound up having to go to another state for his job. So, they were separated. While he was away from her, all he did was find way to cheat/ He joined dating sites. He put ads out there on craigslist. He created different email addresses, ones Stacey didn't have access to. Just so he can hide his cheating.

One day, she found out. He slipped up. She was devastated and did the right thing: she broke it off. But, what happened after is a prime example of why sometimes men cannot find a decent woman. he blamed HER for everything. How dare you find my hidden email accounts. How dare you check up on me. Yea, I was exchanging naked pictures with other women, but YOU FOUND THEM SO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I mean, he down right told her he was sleeping with other girls but somehow she was to blame cause she caught him. Yes, he mentally abused her. So today? Well, she no longer trusts men. she doesn't think there are any good guys out there. All because of her experience with a douche bag.

I have another friend who has had her share of relationships. And each one has ended with her deeply hurt and heart broken. We'll call this one Amber. How did all her relationships end you ask? Well, each guy, after dating her for months sometimes a year or two, left her because she wasn't what they were looking for in the looks department. Um, wouldn't you know this from, you know, the minute you meet her? Today, she is a wreck. Always worried about the food she eats. Or how she will dress. She hates going out now because she is worried people will laugh at her. These men have messed with her mind. And when a guy does show honest interest, she shuns him for fear of getting hurt again.

And, The Fuzz is going to make a confession. Yea, I am a nice guy. I have learned from the mistakes of my youth. And, well, I have even done some douche bag things in my younger days. And, I admit, I hurt a girl I was dating. Broke her heart into a million pieces. We are still friends today, and I am thankful for that. But, that doesn't take away from the stupidity of my actions back when we were dating.

See, one summer day, my girlfriend at the time, um, we'll name her Candice, was having a party with her family. it was a celebration of her graduation. I was invited. However, the party was the same day of a baseball game I had. I was coaching little children (8-9 age range) and we were playing for first place. So, I told Candice that I would be there after the game. But, she didn't accept that. She wanted me there all day. I can totally understand her feelings. But, me, being young, probably dumb, told her I couldn't let the kids down, that I had to be there for them, that I made a commitment to them, and couldn't back out. And, I am a believer in not backing out of commitments. I won't talk about that now, getting off the subject.

After several discussions, and trying to get her to see my way, I gave up. Candice was holding steadfast in her belief that I should drop the kids, forget the game, and be there to celebrate her graduation. I, on the other hand, refused to budge on my commitment to the kids I coached. She felt I was her boyfriend, she should come first, and I should be there to celebrate a major achievement in her life. I felt, I worked hard with these kids to get them to this point of winning the championship, that I shouldn't leave them now. I was going to be there for her, just not from the beginning of the party.

Well, longer story made shorter, she broke it off with me over that decision. And as such, I lost a really great girl. Over a baseball game, which, if memory serves (and in my old age, I still serves me well) we lost. So, I lost twice that day: the game and my girlfriend. And as I said, we are still friends, and we give each other a ribbing over this from time to time, but, that doesn't mean what happened should be taken lightly or as a joke. It is part of what I am ranting on today, how men treat women, and then we wonder why women don't trust us, or flock to a certain type of guy, or whatever it is women to that is in direct response to how men have treated them in the past. I learned from my mistakes. Most men don't.

So, men, see, you are part of the problem. You shallow, egotistical douche bags! If you stopped looking for your image of a fantasy girl (hint: THEY DON'T FREAKING EXIST, THIS ISN'T HOLLYWOOD), then maybe relationships, or at least the act of courting, won;t come with all the extra complications. Meeting someone is hard enough. Why do we need to make it harder on ourselves by looking for something that is a creation of movie magic and not the creation of whatever holy being you choose to worship, or maybe evolution?

Women, it is time. I stand by you, middle finger in the air, and I am screaming along with you: douche bag dudes, today, you get the big F.U.


Cause you really do ruin it for the rest of us REAL MEN out there.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The Friend Zone

There is a sixth dimension, one that is occupied only by males. It is a dimension that's lonely and occupied by similar souls. This dimension is not a middle ground, does not lie between love and hate, but does lie between a man's quest for love and desire for affection. This dimension is of woman's creation. It is an area they call "The Friend Zone."

Apologizes to Rod Sterling for that introduction. But, it gets to the point of today's F.U. rant. So, men, this one is for those of us who have been sent to this dreaded zone. And if you've never been sent there, pay attention, cause one day, it can happen to you.

Men, ever walk into a bar, maybe a club, and see a girl who catches your eyes? You are eyeing her, she is eyeing you. And you figure, green light! So, you make your move. You buy her a drink, she accepts. The two of you talk, maybe dance, have a few more drinks. At the end of the night, you take her home, walk her to her door, and phone numbers are exchanged. You hang out a few times, and you are really liking this girl. So, one day, you decide to make a move. Maybe you try kissing her. or maybe you bring up the subject of dating. And she turns you down. She says you are just a friend, that she doesn't like you in that way. Feeling stupid, and rejected, you accept that and forget about the fact you ever made that move. And you keep her around as a friend because you really enjoy her company. But, in the back of your mind, you know you have been put into the FRIEND ZONE.

Or how about this scene, which is fits today's computer aged society. You meet a girl online. Emails are exchanged, then pictures, and finally phone numbers. The girl is attractive, at least to you, and you are excited about meeting her. So, you make a date and all goes well. Then one night, while talking to her, she tells you about a guy she just met and how hot he is and how gorgeous his car is, how he has a high paying job, and is worth a lot of money. She is madly in love. The only reaction you can have is: good luck with him.  You've just been put in the FRIEND ZONE.

But, that's not all. How many times, over the course of your friendship with either girl from above, does the girl whine and moan and cry to you, saying over and over how she cannot find a nice guy? Probably more times than you care to remember. And how many times do you want to pop your ear drums just to stop hearing the whining?

I'll let you in on something that happened to me. I met this girl, we'll call her Allison, through a working relationship. Her company cleared the work my company would process. Her job was as customer service representative. If there was a problem on my side of the work equation, I would have to call her department for assistance. One day, I had an issue and called. She answered and helped me out with the issue. From there, her and I started emailing at work (probably not the smartest thing to do since corporate emails are monitored, but we weren't saying anything private or dirty). We exchanged pictures (via personal email this time). And instantly I thought the girl was gorgeous. She was (and still is) beautiful. I developed a major interest in her. But, I kept it professional at work.

However, she was asking me a lot of personal questions. They were questions you'd ask someone you were interested in. The consensus between my friends and I was she liked me. With that, we made plans to meet one day after work for some drinks. Which, we did.

There is a restaurant/bar in the building where my office is located. We met there. I ordered her a drink, and we took a seat at a table. And we talked, and talked, and laughed, and talked. The two of us hit it off. I thought something may have been developing, but still, had to take things slow because I don't like to force things to happen. Unless I am given the green light, then all bets are off.

So, there we are, having a few drinks, laughing, sharing stories. And then she had to leave to get home to her daughter. We decided to meet up on Friday after work, where she didn't have to worry about getting home early since the daughter was to be with her father (she was a single mom but her and the father shared custody of the daughter).

Friday comes and sure enough, she shows up to the restaurant/bar to meet me. We take a seat at the same table actually, and once again, we have a few drinks. This time, she meets my co-workers. And we all hang out in a group. The night was getting late, she was getting tired, and said she wanted to leave. I was beat by that time, and said I'd leave with her. We live in the same town, and I figured we could travel together. She accepted. I dropped her off at her house with a promise we would talk over the weekend.

Monday rolls around. I get an email from her apologizing for not calling me. I said it was no big deal, things happen. She then proceeds to ask me about one of the guys I work with. This line of questioning took me by surprise. Why would she be asking me about a guy I worked with? Weren't her and I hitting it off? I thought so.

Anyway, the guy she was asking me about, we'll call him Dean, was a major player. And yet, the girls loved him. He had a following no matter where he went. Females just gravitated toward him. He had a choice of any female he wanted, any day of the week, any night he wanted some female companionship. All he had to do was snap his fingers and a girl was there to give herself to him. So, I'm in a bind. Do I tell her the truth about him, and risk sounding jealous? Or do I lie, and risk losing her to this guy? So, I told her something in the middle of the truth and a lie.

Anyway, to get to the point. Fuzzy was out. Dean was in. And he was in in a big way. Once again, Fuzzy lost the girl. And once again, Dean got the girl he wanted. Yes, Fuzzy was a pissed off male at that point. But, also as part of my character, I remained this girl's friend. Once I saw I lost her, I figured nothing more to lose, so I told her the truth about him, By then, too late. She was charmed and blinded by this guy, so she didn't believe me.

Of course, until, he cheated on her. She caught him only once, but I'm sure he cheated on her any chance he got. That was the kind of guy he was. Yes, he was an asshole. Like I said, though, she was charmed and enchanted by him. And, as predicted, she called me crying, "Why can't I find a nice guy? I always find the assholes. Just once I want to find a nice guy who will like me for me, treat me right, and not cheat on me."

Um, hello Allison, you DID meet that guy. That guy was me. And you tossed me into that dreaded FRIEND ZONE. You allowed yourself to be charmed by a dog. So, no, I didn't feel bad for you. I was just annoyed that I had to listen to your whining about always going for the assholes.

And why is it that females are attracted to assholes? Do women really love to be treated like a pile of dog excrement? Is it really in their genetic make up to want to be treated like a piece of raw meat? To be chewed up and spit out when the guy is finished with you? I never understood why you ladies pass up the nice guys and always go for those bozos with the slicked back hair, or gelled spike cuts, shirts unbuttoned to their frigging stomach, and twenty gold chains around their neck. That should be a warning sign, not an invitation to your neden! (Don't know what a neden is? Listen to Insane Clown Posse and you'll know real quick).

I should say, in fairness, not ALL women are like this. There are some women out there who do appreciate a good guy. Though, I will say, every woman HAS been this way at least once in her life, going for the asshole/bad boy while pushing a nice guy to the FRIEND ZONE. Some women mature and realize the nice guy is the best guy. Other women? Well, they never grow up to appreciate nice guys. Maybe lack of self esteem? Who knows. Personally, I don't care. You bring it on yourselves, so stop whining about finding only assholes and dogs. You gravitate toward them because YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE CRAP!

How many hearts of good guys have been broken and crushed because the girl was, at one time, blinded and charmed by the asshole? How many men refuse to even get into relationships now because of past experiences? And how many nice guys became assholes because, let's face it, women are attracted to them?

So men, join me in giving these females who only go for assholes while pushing nice guys into the friend zone, then bitch that they can't find a nice guy (UM YOU HAVE ONE RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE!!!!) the Big F.U.


And women, don't worry. Men are just as guilty. There will be a future rant against such men. Yes, I am an equal opportunity F.U. disher. So men, beware. I'm coming after you as well.

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Monday, January 14, 2013

Golden Globe Monday: Who Gets the Big F.U.?

Sorry for the delay in getting my article out. I had some personal issues to attend to this morning and early afternoon, coupled with a very important phone call at 2:00 EST.

Today is a special Golden Globes post. Yea, I know, you are probably sick of hearing about the who won, who lost, Jodie Foster's coming out party, and who wore what dress. But no one could ever get tired of a huge dish out of some F.U. Can they?

First, I want to ask, who cares about the red carpet nonsense? I sure don't. Why should I care what the stars are wearing? All the red carpet does is allow dress designers a chance to flaunt their talents. Well congratulations. You are great at your job. Shouldn't that be a criteria? You know, being good at your job? Awesome, now people know who you are. Those are the same middle class people who probably couldn't afford the outrageous price tags on your clothes anyway.

Now, am I going to spend time bashing the stars for wearing expensive dresses that may or may not have looked good on them? No way. That isn't my job. Nor do I care. I am not a fashion critic. I will, however, say this. Why is it important? Why do people need to find the time to bash the way a celebrity has dressed for an evening of patting each other on the backs for a job well done in their art? I mean, do people really expect these stars to arrive at a gala such as an awards ceremony dressed in a tee shirt, shorts, and sandals? I know I don't, though it would be pretty cool to see.

These artists get together during awards season and celebrate accomplishments in their industry, which happens to be an artistic industry. And yet, people find the need to bash the awards. Does your life get better if your favorite actor or actress does not win an award? Do you make money from it? No. The only one who benefits is the star. So, why do people care so much? Get over it. Everyone is a critic today. Geez.

The only issue I really had with last night's award ceremony is Jodie Foster's speech went on way too long. At one point, I felt as if she was just rambling about nothing at all. Jodie, you are a tremendous actress, I will never take that away from you. I have enjoyed many of your films. But, there had to come a point last night where someone should have told her to shut up. Jodie, congratulations on the award. Well deserved. But your speech should have been five minutes shorter.

Oh, and getting back to a subject from last week: does anyone else think last night was a paparazzi wet dream?

Ok, on to the winners. I will only discuss the ones I that I can talk about. I haven't seen all the movies that were nominated and won. I'll do my best:





Motion Picture, Drama: Argo
Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Les Misérables
Actor in Motion Picture, Drama: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

Actress in Motion Picture, Drama: Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Actor in Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture: Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

Supporting Actress in Motion Picture: Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Director, Motion Picture: Ben Affleck, Argo
Screenplay, Motion Picture: Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

Foreign Language Film: Amour (Austria)


Animated Feature Film: Brave
Original Score, Motion Picture: Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
Original Song, Motion Picture: "Skyfall," Skyfall, Adele & Paul Epworth



TV Series, Drama: Homeland
TV Series, Comedy: Girls
TV Movie or Miniseries: Game Change

Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Damian Lewis, Homeland
Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Claire Danes, Homeland
Actor in a TV Series, Comedy: Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Actress in a TV Series, Comedy: Lena Dunham, Girls

Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys
Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Julianne Moore, Game Change
Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie: Ed Harris, Game Change


Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie: Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Cecil B. DeMille Award: Jodie Foster

I'm glad Argo won Motion Picture. Argo was a great film and one I recommend everyone go see. Lincoln was good as well, but Argo was better. I haven't seen Les Miserables to date. I guess I'll be waiting until Blu Ray/DVD release. Christoph Waltz is one heck of an actor. Glad he got the recognition. I'm also a fan of Anne Hathaway, so glad she won an award as well. Ben Affleck deserved Best Director, and he should be up for an Oscar in the same category. Shame he isn't. And Quentin Tarantino, huge fan of his. Love his movies. So happy he walks away with an award and that Django Unchained was recognized.

As for TV Comedy, I am not familiar with Girls. Is it funnier and better than The Big Bang Theory? Ok, maybe I am prejudiced but Big Bang Theory is the best comedy on TV, cable TV included, unless you want to classify any Fox News programming as comedy. And Jennifer Lawrence, girl, you are a tremendous talent. Please, don't blow it. You have a great career ahead of you. I love your work, thanks to Hunger Games and X-Men: First Class. Keep it up girl!

So, who gets the Big F.U. today? Well, I have to dish it out to the critics. I have to give it to those who want to bash the stars for how they looked. I have to say F.U. to those who call the awards ceremonies an ego trip of epic proportions. Let's face it people, all industries have an awards ceremony to recognize achievement in that industry. ESPN's may be a major joke (the ESPY, really?). But, regardless, why should celebrities get dragged through hell for celebrating winners in their field? Cause they are rich and famous? Get over it. These people deserve to be recognized for being the best of their field.

So, critics (fashion critics, the couch potato critic, all critics in general) you all get the big F.U. today.


Oh and to the winners, you all get a Borat Thumbs Up:




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Friday, January 11, 2013

A Change of Pace for the F.U. Ace

Greetings fellow FU'ers (we really do need a name for all of you. FU'ers, I don't know about that. We'll work on something). Today is Friday, weekend is approaching quicker than a cop to the ghetto. I'm going to get complaints about that comment. But, you know what I say. Don't like it, then here is the Big F.U.

I thought I'd do something a little different for Fridays. I thought to myself "Self, you dish dish out the Big F.U. every day, weekends excluded. Even you need a weekend break. Well, why don't you do something different on Fridays?" But what? What could I do that wouldn't tarnish this image I have? So, I thought. And thought. And thought. And then, it struck me while in the bathroom (why do all my great ideas come to be when I'm on the toilet?). Instead of dishing out F.U.s on Fridays, I'm going to dish out T.U's.

What are T.U.'s you ask? Simple. T.U. stands for Thumbs Up! On Fridays I will write an article on someone I actually like, kind of admire, and am a fan of. Some people you may not have heard of, others you possibly don't like. That's ok. Cause I may dish out F.U.s to people you are fans of. Isn't that the beauty of America? We can agree or disagree in civilized debate until some crazy gets involved, then it goes down from there. Anyway, my thinking is, maybe I can turn you onto someone you never heard of before. Or maybe you have heard of them but never really gave them any thought.

Today I dish out my first Big T.U award. The winner is someone whose film making I truly enjoy. I'm a huge fan of all his movies (maybe there is one I'm not too fond of, but I don't hate it). His New Jersey roots really shaped my appreciation for this man.And his down to earth persona exemplifies what Hollywood should be, though we know most Hollywood professionals are self righteous and full of themselves and would never even acknowledge their fans.

The man I am talking about is none other than New Jersey's own Kevin Smith. Yea, the Clerks guy.

Kevin Smith broke out onto the scene with his 1994 film Clerks. Clerks was shot in New Jersey, the backdrop being the Quick Stop Mart where he worked. The movie was featured at Sundance Film Festival where it went on to win the  Filmmaker's Trophy. In May 1994, Clerks won the Prix de la Jeunesse and the International Critics; Week Prize at the Cannes International Film Festival. Miramax, after Sundance, picked up the movie. Clerks was released in October 1994. During its limited theatrical release, the movie made $3.1 million on a budget of about $28,000.

From there, Kevin went on to write, direct, and appear in several more movies. Most of his movies take place in his home state of New Jersey, and home towns of Red Bank and Atlantic Highlands. He started his own production company, View Askew Productions. His most recent movie, Red State, was inspired by Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church (watch for an article about this group in the future, and no, not on a Friday). A few weeks ago, Kevin announced his next movie will be Clerks III.

Here is a list of movies Kevin directed/wrote/appeared in:


1994: Clerks (director, producer, editor, writer, actor)
1995: Mallrats (director, producer, writer, actor)
1997: Chasing Amy (director, editor, writer, actor)
1999: Dogma (director, editor, writer, actor)
2001: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (director, editor, writer, actor)
2004: Jersey Girl (director, executive producer, editor, writer)
2006: Clerks II (director, editor, writer, actor)
2008: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (director, editor, writer)
2010: Cop Out (director, editor)
2011: Red State (director, editor, writer, actor)


Recently, Kevin has branched out from movie making. He currently hosts several podcasts such as "Fat Man on Batman", and "Hollywood Babble On", and "SModcast", which are all part of his SModcast Podcast Network. Kevin has also started his own internet radio station known as SModcast Internet Radio (S.I.R.) as well as an internet television station called SModcast Internet Television (S.I.T.). His show Spoilers can be seen on Hulu.com.

Not only has Kevin written and directed and appeared in his own movies, but he directed and appeared in other works as well. He directed the 2010 movie Cop Out, starring Bruce Willis and  Tracey Morgan and written by Mark and Robb Cullen. Kevin appeared in the movies Daredevil, Live Free or Die Hard, and Catch and Release (starring Jennifer Garner) and Jeff Anderson's film Now You Know. Jeff Anderson, for those who may not know, plays Randal in Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse movies.

I got to meet Kevin a few years back at his store in Red Bank, New Jersey, Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. He was signing copies of his book Shooting the SH*T with Kevin Smith. That was the first time I got to meet the man face to face. I walked away impressed. The man truly loves and adores his fans. His wife, Jen Schwalbach was present at the signing as well. She spent time standing with the fans who were waiting in line. Jen is also a very down to earth person. I have to say, I think they are exceptional people.

Comic Book Men is a reality show based in Kevin's Red Bank comic book store and stars Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, Ming Chen, and Mike Zapcic. The show can be seen on AMC, at a new day and time, beginning Thursday, February 14 at 9:00 PM.

So today, Kevin Smith, you are the proud winner of my first ever Big T.U. award. Congratulations!

(image is of Kevin's Buddy Christ statue from his religiously charged movie, Dogma)

Here is a link to Kevin's website where you can then find information regarding all his projects: View Askew and follow the links to his projects. He can also be found on IMDb: Kevin Smith

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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Day Four: Is the Big F.U. Unamerican? Or is Today's Winner?

I'd like to start today's blog with a sincere and heartfelt thank you. Thank you to all my new twitter followers. Thank you to all my new, and current, readers. Thank you for all the kind words I received yesterday. I want to thank all of you who are referring friends and family to my blog, especially Tonya (@TinkerbellT421), who is going above and beyond anything I could have asked for. I also want to give a special thank you to Ms. Evan Rachel Wood for her Twitter comments regarding the subject of yesterday's blog. Ms. Wood, I am honored you took time out of your day not only to read my post but to link it in Twitter and comment as well. @evanrachelwood Thank you!

I also want to give a shout out to a new friend: Leah. She found my blog yesterday, and in turn, i found hers. I recommend her blog to my readers and followers. Check out her blog: littleleah at: http://littleleah78.wordpress.com/. You can find Leah on Twitter at @littleleah78. Read and subscribe to her blog. It is great. Keep up the good work Leah!

Last night, as I watched Nashville (geez, isn't Hayden Panettiere brilliant? Gorgeous? Extremely talented?), I was scrolling my list of potential F.U. award winners, and I just couldn't decide who to choose. So, I picked up my local newspaper (yes, people still do read these things) for some inspiration. And I was not disappointed. Lo and behold, I was inspired.

Let's go back to the year 2008. The United States economy was in the tank. Hundreds of thousands of jobs lost monthly. Companies on the verge of bankruptcy, especially financial firms. In October of that year, then president George W. Bush signed into law the Troubled Asset Relief Program, otherwise known as TARP. The basic idea of TARP was the U.S. government would purchase assets and equity from the troubled financial institutions. The belief was the injection of funds would strengthen the sector as a whole. The companies would be responsible for repaying any loan obtained. And yes, this is a little different from the auto bailout, which came later.

Some debate whether TARP worked as planned or not. We are not going to have that debate. I'll defer to the pundits, politicians (though they can never be trusted), and experts on that topic. Instead, today, I am taking on one of the companies who received TARP money or else risked collapsing.

American International Group, or AIG, gladly accepted taxpayer funded TARP money, totaling $122.3 billion. The money, no doubt, saved the company from going under.

The United States even made a nice profit from bailing out AIG. In August 2012, the federal government sold off the remaining AIG shares and raked in a hefty $17.7 billion profit. In total, the U.S. government made about $22 billion from this bail out.

AIG has been running television ads thanking the American taxpayer for the much appreciated bail out. The ad even mentions how the taxpayer made $22 billion from the investment. Funny, I didn't receive any money. Where is my check? Anyway, apparently everyone was happy. Right? Um, no.

News reports surfaced on Wednesday, January 9, 2013, that AIG was considering joining a $25 billion lawsuit against the very government (and by extension, the U.S. citizen/taxpayer) that saved the company from a shut down. How is that for a THANK YOU AMERICA?

As of this writing, the AIG Board were meeting to determine if they would join the lawsuit or not.

This action by AIG is disgusting. Totally ungrateful. And the rich and power wonder why they are despised and hated? It is actions of greed, such as this, that make people hate you. No, believe it or not, it isn't jealousy, like you want to believe. You aren't IMPORTANT to an of us. Not at all. Your greedy, selfish ways make us hate your guts.

I do have one thing to say to the Board members: remember, if it weren't for the taxpayers' money, AIG would be history today. Going down as a financial failure, bankrupt. Kaput. Perhaps we should have let AIG fail. We probably should have let them all fail. Too big to fail? Give me a break. Again, I'm not here to discuss the merits of whether the economy would have collapsed even further if the big banks died. I'll leave that to the so-called experts too.

Next time, maybe we should let AIG fail. Hopefully there isn't a next time though. And even if AIG does not join the lawsuit, the mere fact they are THINKING about it is enough of a slap in the face of the U.S. taxpayer.

So, readers, you know what time it is. AIG wants to give us the middle finger? Well, we'll give AIG the middle finger back. So congratulations, AIG Board members, you receive today's Big F.U.


Here is a little piece of advice: See that finger? Sit and rotate!

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EDIT: news has come out late last night that the AIG Board has decided not to pursue joining the lawsuit. Well, isn't that special. Sorry, Board of Directors. Damage done. Contemplating is enough to show us your true colors. Award stands.


Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Day Three: A Special F.U.

Two days down, two Big F.U.s dished out. Very deserving F.U.s if I may say so myself. Today's F.U. will not be bestowed onto one person or a celebrity, even though I did have a celebrity picked. I will get to him or her at a later date. Today's Big F.U. belongs not to an individual person but to a group of people. These people tend to be a celebrity's worst nightmare. No, readers, not me. I'm a hater and not afraid to say so publicly. Oh, and I'm only one person, despite the fact I may weigh enough for two. The people I am talking about as known as paparazzi.

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines paparazzi as "a freelance photographer who aggressively pursues celebrities for the purpose of taking candid photographs." The key word in the definition is AGGRESSIVELY. Why do these people have a need to pursue anyone? Why do they desire to invade the private lives of celebrities?

Simple answer: to general public has a weird and unhealthy obsession with celebrities. The paparazzi feed this obsession while trying to make a buck. Hey, it is better than a real job, right? If the general public respected the private lives of a celebrity (as much as the general public wants their own private lives to remain that way) then newspapers, magazines, blogs, and other forms of trash media would never pay paparazzi for pictures prying into a celebrity's private life.

There are many examples of celebrity-chasing paparazzi causing unpleasant situations, leading to violent confrontations and even death. In June, 2012, Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) punched a New York Daily News photographer, Marcus Santos, after being photographed leaving the Marriage License Bureau. Baldwin was there with his fiance Hilaria Thomas, as a private NYC citizen, to obtain a marriage license. Was it necessary to shove your camera in Mr. Baldwin's face? I guess so. You got your fifteen minutes of fame Marcus.

That incident was minor compared to others. On August 31, 1997, the much beloved Princess Diana of Wales was killed in a car accident in the Pont de l'Alma tunnel in Paris, France. Dodi Fayed and the driver, Henri Paul was also killed. Trevor Ress-Jones, Princess Di's bodyguard, was the sole survivor. The official cause of the accident is reckless driving of the chauffeur. A French judicial investigation ruled Paul lost control of the car as he drove at a high speed while drunk. Investigators also found anti-depressants and traces of an anti-psychotic drug in his system. The media, however, laid blame on paparazzi looking to take pictures of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed. Were paparazzi chasing the couple through the streets of Paris? Was this the real reason why Henri Paul was travelling at a high rate of speed? We'll never really know the true answer.

Most recently, on January 1, 2013, a member of the paparazzi was struck and killed by a SUV while trying to photograph a Ferrari believed to be driven by Justin Bieber. The paparazzo, Chris Guerra, was hounding Bieber's crew all day at a Four Seasons hotel in the Los Angeles area. Mr. Guerra swore to friends he witnessed Justin Bieber smoking weed (WHO CARES IF HE WAS????) and vowed to get picture proof and break the story. Well, seems the joke was on Chris. Justin Bieber was NOT driving the car Guerra was chasing. And now Chris Guerra, at the age of 29, is dead. Why? To get a photo of a celebrity in a possible compromising position, just to make a buck (and a name for himself. Congrats Chris, you made a name for yourself alright. Now in death, only your family and friends will remember you for the person you really are. Others, we will only remember you as a celebrity chasing pap and sadly, a statistic). Accidents like this can be avoided. Hopefully, something good comes out of something so horrible.

And why does Miley Cyrus get crap for talking the truth about paparazzi? She has tweeted on a number of occasions, her run ins with paparazzi. I have seen plenty of videos of these people harassing and hounding this girl at every turn. She comes out of the gym, there they are. She goes shopping, there they are. She arrives home from a late night flight and... there they are. Don't they have anything better to do with their lives than to follow her and other celebrities around? Really. Being at an airport late at night? Um, that smells of NO LIFE. And now, after the Bieber paparazzi incident, she speaks the truth and gets dragged through the mud? Yes, this WAS bound to happen. And more will. Miley is only speaking the truth. Deal with it. Miley, I got your back girl, not that you need it. You can dish out the F.U. as good as anyone. Color me impressed. You can follow Miley Cyrus on twitter: @MileyCyrus

In today's world of social media, access into the lives of celebrities is simpler. Twitter and Facebook allow fans to connect with their favorite stars and to follow daily news into their lives. Fan blogs pop up on a daily basis. Fan clubs are still around, and are still popular. In fact, many celebrities even promote and acknowledge fan created clubs and blogs. Way cool! I wonder when the first celebrity will acknowledge my blog?????

Social media has also given celebrities an outlet to interact with their fans on levels never before seen. For example, the lovely and talented Evan Rachel Wood, (star of hit movies such as King of California, Thirteen, and Across the Universe, among others) interacts with her fans/followers on almost a daily basis. She'll answer questions, retweet tweets, and post pictures and videos of herself while not on set. Victoria Justice (star of the hit Nickelodeon show Victorious) recently held a contest for her fans/followers called The 12 Days of Vicmas. Victoria chose one winner a day and that winner received a Victorious prize. She also randomly chose fans/followers who she would then follow. Very cool of her to do. Makes her fans feel very special. Other celebrities also follow their fans. Britney Spears recently held a following spree of her fans who tweeted that they voted for Britney's contestants on The X Factor. Some celebrities even communicate with DM (Twitter's private message system) with their fans/followers. You can follow Evan Rachel Wood here: @evanrachelwood, Britney Spears here: @britneyspears , and Victoria Justice here: @VictoriaJustice

Some celebrities not only use Twitter and Facebook to reach out to their fans, but they also use Instagram to post pictures they want to share with the public/fans. Others have YouTube accounts. And now, some are beginning to use a new service called Keek. One such celebrity using Keek is Ashley Benson (star of the hit television series Pretty Little Liars where she plays Hanna Marin). Ms. Benson hosted several Question and Answer sessions with fans on Twitter and other social media outlets. She has also responded to fan/follower inquiries. And now, she is bringing her fans into more of her personal and private life by posting video snippets on Keek. You can follow Ashley Benson on Keek here: http://www.keek.com/AshBenzo and on Twitter: @AshBenzo

So, are paparazzi even relevant today? Were they ever relevant? And why are they allowed to constantly harass celebrities? Isn't harassment against the law? How come they aren't arrested? Granted, we have the freedom of speech and press in the great old United States of America. But, freedom my friends comes with restrictions. And speaking of freedom, do celebrities give up their freedoms and their rights just because they choose a profession where they become part of pop culture and are in the public eye? I think not. They are people too, just like you and I. They have the same right to privacy you and I do. So, why are paparazzi allowed to infringe on those rights?

And another question to ask: why is it legal to post a photograph of someone without their consent? Professional photographers must have a model sign a release form (either limited or full release) in order to use their image in an ad or on their website. So, why is it that a paparazzi can stalk a celebrity, snap picture after picture of said celebrity, then sell it to some media outlet who then publishes it without any fear of repercussions? I wonder what would happen if every celebrity had his or her lawyer swamp media outlets with cease and desist letters warning them that any candid photo taken by a paparazzi is subject to trademark/IP infringement and lawsuits will commence if these photos are bought and published?

I'll tell you the only people whose private lives we need to know about. Our politicians. Why? Because these people are elected to do the work of the American people. We are their bosses. We should know every aspect of their personal lives. We should know if they engage in activities that are less than moral. We should know who line their pockets with money. Yes, politicians are the only people whose private lives should be, well, public. I mean, do we really want a politician to decide what we should deem as moral while paying a hooker for a night of adult fun? Shouldn't we know if your representative smokes weed then passes laws that make it illegal for you or I to smoke or posses all the while holding a joint in his/her hand? Come on paparazzi. Go get THOSE photos. Leave celebrities alone. Let's find out which Congressman is soliciting sex from an escort while snorting cocaine off her ass. Honestly, I could give a rats ass what Ben Affleck is wearing on a Monday while he is out having dinner with his family.

That brings me to the dishing out. Today, I dish out the Big F.U. to you, the paparazzi. The time of the paparazzi is over. Something must be done to control how the paparazzi act. Stricter laws must be passed. Maybe the paparazzi need to be cut off by the tabloids and trash media. Or maybe, the general public should become less obsessed with the lives of a celebrity and worry about their own lives and those trying to control them.

So, readers, let's say it together: PAPARAZZI, HERE IS THE BIG F.U.!


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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Day Two: Yet Another Big F.U.

I just want to start off today's post by congratulating Kim Kardashian for the ultimate honor of being the first, um, winner of the Big F.U. award. Now, how do I follow up a rather successful first award? Well, with an even better second award. Buckle up tightly people, this ride is about to get rocky!

So, music has been a staple of pop culture for years. Many, many years. From cavemen banging on rocks to Native Americans doing rain dances while tapping their tom toms. Heck, as a child I even had one of those toy tom toms. Yes, my group of friends used to play cowboys and indians (with cap guns that looks, MG like real guns. Funny, we never grew up wanting to blow people away with the real thing. Maybe our parents raised us.... RIGHT!!!!) and we played with those tom toms, doing indian dances. As we grew older, we began playing real musical instruments, drums, guitar, clarinet, trumpet. Some of us went on to play piano and violin. The common theme in our lives, despite the difference in instruments, was music. 

I grew up in a time where much of the music was diverse. We had hair metal bands, the beginnings of rap/hip hip, rock 'n' roll, grunge was bursting out onto the scene. Some of our friends in high school started listening to alternative rock, or death metal. Classic rock was considered anything from 1960's to 1970's. Oldies was 1940 and 1950. We still listened to it all. Motley Crue, Guns N Roses, Nirvana. Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, Culture Club, just to name a few. Poison hit it big. Def Leppard blew us away with Pour Some Sugar On Me. Cyndi Lauper made sure we knew girls just wanted to have fun. Man, those were the days. Sadly, this was also the advent of: the boy band.

Yes, the boy band. Talentless pretty boys who couldn't sing to save their lives, were thrown into the musical mix, just to get the hearts pumping of female who, well, had their hormones raging and couldn't tell talent from, well, wall hanging material. New Kids on the Block (we guys used to have another name for them, one I will refuse to post here because young eyes may be reading). Backsteet Boys (again, we guys had a nickname for this band too). Tone deaf fans flocked to their concerts and to the record stores (remember them???) to buy their cassettes (man I am aging myself aren't I?) or CDs (were just coming onto the market, no one knew what an Ipod or MP3 player was, and no one digitally downloaded their music). So, as great as the music was back then, we also had blips in the road. 

Fast forward to today. Where has all the good music gone? Radio stations play crap today. The music can be described with one word: SUCKS. Where is the rock? The roll? The metal? The attitude musicians had when striking their chords on their guitars? Or the anger in their voice as they screamed their lyrics into the microphone, causing your ears to bleed (in a good way). Today, the so-called musicians make your ears bleed because they suck. Your ear drums are committing suicide for being subjected to this trash.

Well, I should get on to today's Big F.U. winner. Well, no need to describe him to you. There is only one, okay there are really two people who would be great picks to follow Kimmy. But this winner had to be the follow up. The second winner is: Justin Bieber.

Can anyone tell me, with a straight face, how come he is so popular? And you have to leave out the obvious: preteen girls are tone deaf and weird mommies with mental issues aren't getting enough McLovin from their husbands. This so-called musician (geez, he doesn't even sing let alone play an instrument, can we really call him a musician?) had to sell his soul to Satan in order to get as popular as he is today. His fame and fortune proves several things: there is no God, Satan is alive and well, and music industry insiders can throw anyone out there and pre-teen girls who don't know any better will eat that crap right up. 

Someone needs to tell Justin that he is white. Hell, even black performers don't dress like this wanna be does. Eminem never even dressed like this. And Eminem is as black as a white person can get (sorry Marshall, despite trying to be black, Kim Kardashian wouldn't go for you. You are still white, on the outside). Justin, we are in the 21st century, the year is 2013. Black people no longer wear their pants hanging down to their knees showing off the crap stained boxers. And neither should you. Makes you look like a jackass. His fashion designer needs to be fired like yesterday.

And what did Selena Gomez see in him? Or continues to see in him? Are they back together? Does Satan have a grip on her too? Was she enchanted into thinking Justin was the only one for her? Wake up Selena. There are plenty of real men out there (no, Kanye West isn't one of them despite what Kimmie says) who would love to date you. You seem like a level headed young adult. Please, make better decisions. Your career will thank you.

Oh, and now people are all pissed cause, OMG Justin was smoking weed. Thank you TMZ for posting those pictures. I mean, come on people, get real. I can't stand this guy but all he did was some weed. Tell me, as a kid, did you smoke up? You didn't? Liar. I know, you are trying to set an example for your kid. Newsflash, your kid will one day smoke a joint, drink, bum a cigarette off a friend, and wait for it... have sex. I know you don't wanna hear it, but, um, it is true. Oh, and the new news item to come from this: Bieber fans are cutting themselves until he apologizes for allegedly smoking weed. Um, really? Cutting yourself? Kids and adult females with mommie issues, please ask yourself this: IS THIS NO TALENT MORON WORTH IT? Simple answer is no. Wait, I'm talking about Justin Bieber. Man, my mind gets side tracked easily cause he is not a subject I really care to discuss. 

Well, I'll wrap that up here. But before I do, let's all give Justin Bieber a big... F.U.

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Monday, January 7, 2013

First Big. F.U. Award Goes to....



Welcome to the first ever Big F.U. award presentation. As promised, I will dish out the big F.U. to people who piss me off. No one is safe, no matter if you are a celebrity or a group of just regular, every day people. Unlike other blogs, I will not kiss the ass of a so-called celebrity. Their wealth, fame, and power scare me not. And if I offend you by posting about your favorite celebrity, oh well. I don’t care. Start your own blog and do all the ass smooching you want. Think it will get you somewhere with your celebrity crush? Think again. They really don’t care one bit about you. Unless, of course, you are buying their products; products they are NOT making themselves yet collecting MILLIONS in royalties while some poor six year old in China slaves in a crowded and overheated sweat shop for five cents a day just for a scrap of bread. Anyway, on to the reward.

This blog was started because several celebrities piss me the hell off. But one in particular is the inspiration for the Daily Dose of the Big F.U. Who is it you ask? Sit back and I will tell you.
This person, in my most humble of opinions, is a talentless hack. Her only claim to fame is her ass. Oh and a sex tape. What has she done to entertain and benefit society? Nothing from what I can tell. Her reality TV show (geez, I hate calling these shows reality because they are SCRIPTED, and anyone who believes these shows aren’t scripted have watched one too many and now suffer from dead brain cells) sucks. Her marriage lasted 72 days (yet somehow the gay and lesbian community will be the downfall of the sacred institution of marriage, not the heterosexual couples who marry for the wrong reasons and divorce at a 60% clip). She STILL isn’t divorced, legally, and probably won’t be until the summer when basketball season is over. Kris, you are playing this well my man, keep it up! So, while still legally married to one man, she gets impregnated by another (someone who may wind up on this blog one day as well). Oh, and to top it off, it is possible she will have the baby before her divorce is final.

This is the same woman who, according to her friend Lisa Gastineau, “wants babies.” And now that she is pregnant, she complains “it’s not as easy as people think.” Thank you for that you friggin genius. I’m a man and even I could tell you that carrying a child inside you isn’t easy. I envy every woman who conceives a child. And I sympathize with these women. Anyone with a brain, and common sense, could tell you pregnancy isn’t easy. But then again, when you are dealing with someone who didn’t have to earn one piece of wealth, fame, and fortune, and who everything comes easy to, can you really expect anything less?  It isn’t easy. Shut up. Just shut up.

Who am I describing? Well, none other than Kim Kardashian. This woman is only famous because of, let’s face it, her father, oh and her huge ass. Really, guys find that sexy? I don’t. It is such a turn off. And can anyone say this girl is talented? Does it really take talent to wear a bikini on a beach and pose for a camera? I could take pictures of my next door neighbor wearing a bikini and posing provocatively as well, but I doubt any of you want to see a 400 pound hairy dude looking all sexy for the camera. Ok, I think I threw up a little just thinking about that. Shudders at the thought.

And really Kim, is Kanye West the best you could do? The next time he interrupts Taylor Swift, she should kick him in his fugly mouth. But then again, Taylor Swift is a classy lady, unlike today's winner of my Big F.U. award. Was Kris Humphries too much of a man (or too white) for ya? I mean, any guy who wears one of your skirts to perform in front of a crowd (who looked bored to tears with your performance Kanye) has to be a real man, right? Do you sink to the lowest of the lows for your men?

My wish for 2013: Kim Kardishain just goes away, that the media stop kissing her overly large ass and keep her out of the news. I don’t care that she is pregnant (God, I feel so bad for that kid being raised by two talentless and clueless parents). I really don’t give a rat’s ass about her and her man screwing around in the back of a freaking limo (I mean, come on. If that isn’t trash, I don’t know what is). And let’s stop calling her attractive. I can name 100 women much more attractive than her. Face it, she isn’t picked to model swimwear based on her looks. If she didn’t have a huge ass (and again, how can ANYONE find that sexy), or huge boobs, would anyone really give her a second look? Hell, I don’t even give her a first look, unless I have the sudden urge to purge last night’s dinner from my stomach before being fully digested. So Kim, please, make my one wish in life to come true: disappear and never return. Your fifteen minutes have been up a long time ago.  

Oh and Kim, you want to give people the middle finger? Well, here is one for you sweetheart!

There you have it people: Kim Kardashian, the first recipient of the Big F.U. award. Who will be recipient number two? Just have to tune in and see.

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Saturday, January 5, 2013

When Will I Begin to Dish Out the Big F.U.?

The first Big F.U. will be presented on Monday, January 7, 2013. The question remains: who will receive this most honorable award?

Everyone, you have been put on warning. No one is safe. Many have been nominated. Only one can be the first. Will YOU be the first person to receive the award?

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Welcome to the Big F.U.

Have you ever read a newspaper and smack dab in the middle of REAL news is an article about some actress being pregnant or a celebrity being arrested for DWI? Does it piss you off that these people get front page news while real heroes, out putting their lives on the line daily for you and me get buried among the nonsense that fills the pages? Are you sick and tired of people making a big deal out of talentless assholes whose only claim to fame is a rich daddy or, shocking, a sex tape? How about a politician who is just so brain dead their own party needs to check his or her pulse? Or what about the person who sits next to you in a theater and constantly checks their text messages, or worse yet, talks during the movie?

Well, you are not alone. Oh no. You are in good company.

People piss me off. Some people piss me off royally. And, well, these people are now going to hear it from me. No one is safe. No one is protected. Names will NOT be changed to protect the guilty. You have been warned.

My name: Fuzzy Urlachter. And I'm dishing out the big F.U.